October 15, 2008

Eddy Curry = Fat.

At a time when the rolling laughter rumbling on about the New York Knickerbockers is at a recent low, Eddy Curry is still keeping the Isaiah Thomas Doctrine alive.
"One day after he busted an exercise ball in practice by sitting on it, Curry's lowlight last night was getting blocked on a driving dunk by Theo Ratliff."

First off, you're so fat you straight up broke an exercise ball. You didn't deflate it quickly - you broke it. And secondly, how high can't you jump to get blocked by someone with a negative vertical and who's an AARP member? He's really looking like he'll "fit" into Mike D'Antoni's system - but not as well as jelly donuts "fit" in his face.

October 6, 2008

10 x 8

It's not dimensions for an office.

It's not measurements for a piece of wood.

No, it's not 80.

It's the equation for bankruptcy: 10 kids by 8 moms equals Jason Caffey, how's your life?

October 3, 2008

Have You Seen....

The Denver Nuggets roster lately? I'm not sure if I can count the jailable offenses.

Carmelo Anthony, Allen Iverson, and JR Smith, have been there. Ruben Patterson and Chris Andersen are back. And they just traded for Jamaal Tinsley.

It's the Jailblazers all over again. We should come up with a name for them, in that vein.

How about The Fuggets - as in "fuck it, I'ma shoot 'im anyway!"

p.s. Juwan Howard is a Nugget too, although he hasn't been ghetto since his Fab 5 days. He's just a solid dose of failure.