Jazz rookies cited for giving false names to police
Ummm, you guys playing for the Rim-Rockers, errrrrrrrr?
My favorite part:
I don't know what it is about fake names (Ron Mexico, have yourself some, kid!), but now I've got two more for the collection. Torry Ellis? Dude, you were the 3rd pick in the NBA draft. Now, I know you aren't very well known in the area, but come on.
The fight, which involved eight to 10 people, then spilled outside. Investigating officers asked Robert Whaley and Deron Williams to identify themselves. Whaley said his name was Bobby Williams and Williams identified himself as Torry Ellis, Ryan said.
Add it to my christmas wish list: