Mark Alarie, Washington Bullets

Recently, Dave Stryzinski loaned me a few magazines from Days Gone By, and I made it my mission to dig out as much gold as I could. That, of course, led me to pull out my own stash of Sports Illustrateds and see what I could find. Let's take a journey:

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"Young and Never Going To Amount To Jack Shit"

 

 Ha ha ha, Glenn Rivers.  He actually looks smarter in this picture than he does now.

Wow, I guess I forgot just how horrible the Magic were before they got Shaq and Penny.   Jerry Reynolds?

 

Is this the All Knee Pad team?  Ledell Eackles? I think he sold me my last Buick.

Something just isn't right with this Nets page...

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DURFFFFFFFFFF!

This has to be the worst NBA team ever assembled.  Blair Rasmussen?  Come on, that's not a real name.  And Joe Barry Carroll?  Did you play for one season and die like you should have?

Now this is from a "Sports Illustrated for Kids" (which really is just Sports Illustrated For Idiots, come on, kids can understand sports, they don't need their own version of the magazine) and I normally wouldn't make fun of children (yes I would), but just picture a kid saying these words.  "Twined means he swished the ball through the hoop."  Yes, yes.  Here, why don't you go eat this outside, sport.

It still hurts.