October 15, 2008

Eddy Curry = Fat.

At a time when the rolling laughter rumbling on about the New York Knickerbockers is at a recent low, Eddy Curry is still keeping the Isaiah Thomas Doctrine alive.
"One day after he busted an exercise ball in practice by sitting on it, Curry's lowlight last night was getting blocked on a driving dunk by Theo Ratliff."

First off, you're so fat you straight up broke an exercise ball. You didn't deflate it quickly - you broke it. And secondly, how high can't you jump to get blocked by someone with a negative vertical and who's an AARP member? He's really looking like he'll "fit" into Mike D'Antoni's system - but not as well as jelly donuts "fit" in his face.

1 comment:

Dickfer said...

Don't forget the heart problems.