"One day after he busted an exercise ball in practice by sitting on it, Curry's lowlight last night was getting blocked on a driving dunk by Theo Ratliff."
First off, you're so fat you straight up broke an exercise ball. You didn't deflate it quickly - you broke it. And secondly, how high can't you jump to get blocked by someone with a negative vertical and who's an AARP member? He's really looking like he'll "fit" into Mike D'Antoni's system - but not as well as jelly donuts "fit" in his face.