Starting PG for your Los Angeles Clippers? That's Baron "Ghetto as fuck" Davis
Your newly signed backup? White Chocolate.
I...I...there aren't enough words...
I found this vid from what appears to be the Rookie/Sophomores game from that time period. First off, the announcers are a clown. But more importantly, notice some of the names. LaFrentz, Ratliff, Odom, Griffin. A lot of winners in that group.